MONDAY MORNING RITUALS

1. Wake up, stretch, and scream at the ceiling

A necessary release of pent-up frustration and disappointment.

Next: Sip of Coffee

2. Sip of Coffee (in a mug that's not too hot)

Gently warming the hands of the caffeine-deprived.

Next: Bright Idea

3. Bright Idea

A burst of inspiration, or a desperate cry for help.

Next: Schedule

4. Schedule

A list of tasks, a map to the promised land.

Next: Panic

5. Panic

A necessary reminder that everything is going wrong.

Next: Caffeine Overload
Note: I've assumed that the "3" in the URL "/monday-morning-rituals/3-bright-idea/" refers to the third item in the list, not the third step in the "ritual". If that's not the case, please let me know and I'll adjust the code accordingly!