Procrastination Tactics - The Official Monday Morning Guide

Warning: Procrastination may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous episodes of binge-watching cat videos.

But hey, who needs productivity, right?

Here are the best practices to get you started:

1. Play games on your phone during meetings.
2. Organize your desk with an impressive array of papers and pencils.
3. Make a to-do list that is really just a list of things to procrastinate on.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try these advanced techniques:

1. Use your creativity to justify your procrastination.
2. Make a justification presentation to your colleagues.
3. Create a procrastination-themed workout plan.

And, for those who are feeling really desperate, here are some tips and tricks:

• Use the Pomodoro technique to increase procrastination.
• Turn your workspace into a cereal bowl.