MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE
Because Adulting is a Thing Now
Wake up at 6:00 AM. No, really, 6:00 AM.
Drink 8 cups of coffee. All 8 cups.
Check phone for 30 minutes to see if anyone's still talking about you on the internet.
Make a to-do list. Prioritize the things that need to be done, like laundry and grocery shopping.
Repeat the following phrases: "I will be productive today," "I will be productive today," "I will be productive TODAY."
Subpages:
LAUNDRY DAY
MEAL PLANNING
(because adulting)
EXERCISE ROUTINE
(optional, but you'll regret it if you don't)
MEDITATION AND MINDFULNESS
(for that extra 30 minutes you'll never get back)
Remember, Monday's the new Sunday. Don't forget to adult.