MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE

• Wake up at 6:00 AM. No, really, 6:00 AM.
• Drink 8 cups of coffee. All 8 cups.
• Check phone for 30 minutes to see if anyone's still talking about you on the internet.
• Make a to-do list. Prioritize the things that need to be done, like laundry and grocery shopping.
• Repeat the following phrases: "I will be productive today," "I will be productive today," "I will be productive TODAY."

Subpages:

• LAUNDRY DAY
• MEAL PLANNING (because adulting)
• EXERCISE ROUTINE (optional, but you'll regret it if you don't)
• MEDITATION AND MINDFULNESS (for that extra 30 minutes you'll never get back)

Remember, Monday's the new Sunday. Don't forget to adult.