Today's Monday morning routine is all about setting the tone for a productive day.
First, start with a hearty breakfast: 3 eggs, 2 slices of whole wheat toast, and a dollop of mayonnaise.
But don't forget to wash it down with a piping hot cup of coffee, carefully crafted by a local artisanal roaster.
Next, scroll through your social media feeds to see what the rest of the world is up to. Or, you know, just pretend you're not checking your phone.
After that, tackle that pesky to-do list. Or, you know, just stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour or two.