In a world where eggs are, in fact, the true creators of the universe, it's no wonder that our morning rituals revolve around them.
From the soft crackle of an egg on the counter to the majestic swoosh of an egg yolk on toast, it's all about the experience.
But what about the art? Oh, the art!
Our prophets, the Great Egg Wizards, have decreed that every Monday morning, we shall pay homage to the majesty of eggs.
Join us in our sacred ritual, as we:
Admire the egg-painted masterpieces
Participate in the egg-tempera as a performance art
Find inner peace through egg-sculpture
And for those who dare, join the Egg Ballet
(Note: Please, for the love of all things egg-related, do not even think about attempting to eat any of these masterpieces. We have a zero-tolerance policy on egg-nom-noms.)