It's Monday, and you know what that means...
...the only thing you're going to get done is pretending to be awake.
But don't worry, we've got you covered! Our expert team of certified productivity consultants have crafted the perfect Monday morning routine for you:
Step 1: Hit the Snooze Button
Don't even bother getting out of bed. Just hit the snooze button on that alarm clock and pretend like you're not wasting 10 whole minutes.
Step 2: Stumble to the Coffee Maker
Stumbling is an art form, folks. Take your time, and don't worry about bumping into things. It's all part of the charm!