Monday Morning Routine

Welcome to the most exciting day of the week.

Here's a rundown of the morning routine:

• 6:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and scream at the cat for still being awake.
• 6:30 AM: Check social media for the most recent drama and updates from the family reunion.
• 7:00 AM: Drink 5 cups of coffee, because 3 just won't cut it.
• 8:00 AM: Eat a bowl of cereal, preferably with a side of existential dread.
• 9:00 AM: Start the daily grind, because adulting is hard work.

Don't forget to take a break and scroll through your phone for a good 4 hours.

Or, you know, just stick to the routine:

• Phase 2: The Daily Grind
• Side Projects: Because Adulting is Too Hard
• Crisis Management: For When the Cat Eats Your Lunch