Monday Morning Routine

Monday morning is the most productive morning of the week. Here is your schedule:

Caffeine Ingestion

Grab a cold brew and down it in 3 seconds flat.

Proceed to Breakfast

Cracked Egg Breakfast

Cook 3 scrambled eggs with a dash of existential dread.

Egg-plain the Concept Eggs as Art

Commute to Despair

Stare out the window for 20 minutes, wondering why you're doing any of this.

Traffic Jam