MONDAY MORNINGS: A SYMPHONY OF BLUES

You're not a morning person, are you? Neither are we. That's why we've created this special Monday Morning Blues page, where you can wallow in your existential dread with the rest of us.

It's not like you have a choice, anyway. The coffee is still cold, the laundry's still piling up, and the bills are still due. But hey, at least the blues will get you in the mood for a productive day... of procrastination!

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