Welcome to Monday MTG Thing

Where the week's most mundane activities are transformed into magical, otherworldly experiences.

Today, we're featuring the "Tortured Soul of the Coffee Shop Owner"!

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• Meet the Overly Caffeinated Employees
• Uncover the Mysterious Mouse in the Wall

Monday MTG Thing's Guide to Survival

Chapter 1: The 4:30 AM Wake-Up Call

1. Step 1: Hit the Ground Running
2. Step 2: Mainly-Functional Caffeine Ingestion
3. Step 3: Vehicular Evasion Maneuvers

Disclaimer: Monday MTG Thing is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive caffeine consumption or spontaneous combustion.

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