Monday's Guide to Boring Exercise Routines

Find out how to make your exercise routine as exciting as a sedated sloth

Tuesday: Do 30 minutes of light jogging in place

Wednesday: Take a 30-minute power nap

Thursday: Walk on a treadmill while watching a 2-hour video of paint drying

Friday: Do 20 minutes of stretching to the beat of elevator music

Saturday: Take a 3-hour power nap with a pillow under your head

Sunday: Do 45 minutes of static stretching while listening to elevator music and thinking about your taxes