Find out how to make your exercise routine as exciting as a sedated sloth
Tuesday: Do 30 minutes of light jogging in place
Wednesday: Take a 30-minute power nap
Thursday: Walk on a treadmill while watching a 2-hour video of paint drying
Friday: Do 20 minutes of stretching to the beat of elevator music
Saturday: Take a 3-hour power nap with a pillow under your head
Sunday: Do 45 minutes of static stretching while listening to elevator music and thinking about your taxes