Sock Drama: The Unending Struggle

You wake up, and they're gone. Your favorite socks, pilfered by the socks-eating monster in the wash.

Don't get caught up in the never-ending battle against Sock Greif. Try these tips:

• Sort your laundry by color, then by matching.
• Invest in a Sock-Grabbing Robot (Patent Pending).
• Convince your family members to wear matching socks.
• Learn to love the art of sock-dyeing, where a single mis-match becomes a badge of honor.
• Call in the professionals: the Sock- Whisperer.

Or, just admit defeat, and buy 50 pairs of matching, identical socks. Your wallet (and your soul) will thank you.

Learn more about the Sock- Whisperer

Get more information on Sock-Grabbing Robots

Side Effects of Sock Drama:

Depression, anxiety, and a general sense of hopelessness. Also, a strong urge to reorganize your sock drawer.

But don't worry, help is on the way! Join the Sock-Support Group