Mastering the Ancient Art of Ignoring Your Feline Overlords
Now that you've mastered the basic principles of cat-whispering, it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, you'll learn how to feign interest in your cat's every waking move.
Here are some advanced techniques to help you achieve this level of feline manipulation:
The Art of the Distract-and-Walk-Away: when your cat demands attention, pretend to be fascinated by a nearby fly buzzing around the room, and nonchalantly stroll away while still maintaining eye contact.
Eye-Contact Mastery: stare intensely at the wall for exactly 4.5 seconds, then look back at the cat with an air of 'I was just checking on the wall, what's your problem?'
Remember, practice makes purr-fect. Try these techniques out on your own cat today!