Monday Morning Injury Prevention

It's Monday, and you're probably going to injure yourself. It's just a fact. Coffee spills, dropped breakfast, or that one coworker's "joke" about stapling papers in your foot. We're here to help.

Prevention is key

Don't let Monday mornings get the best of you. Check out our top 5 tips to avoid the pitfalls of the workweek:

• Subtip 1: Stand on one leg like a flamingo
• Subtip 2: Wear protective gear (just kidding, it's not that kind of Monday)
• Subtip 3: Befriend a local ninja to take out the office saboteurs
• Subtip 4: Develop a personal vendetta against your coworker who always leaves the office fridge open
• Subtip 5: Practice your "I'm not a morning person" face for emergency situations