WAKE UP AT 5AM, YOU SLACKER

Why settle for a productive day when you can have a productive week?

Get ahead of the game with our expert advice: Set 20 Alarms on your phone to wake you up every hour, just in case you were starting to get comfortable.

Or, try our patented One-Leg Stand technique to get that extra boost of energy and motivation.

Don't forget to Neglect Your Family for at least an hour, they'll be fine.

Stay tuned for more Monday Tips and tricks to help you survive the week!