Because your morning commute was already going great...
Due to an EXTREMELY rare and UNUSUAL phenomenon known as...
...your Monday morning traffic jam is now WORLDS worse!
Current Status: STUCK! (est. 8:45 AM)
You are currently 1.5 miles away from your destination, which is approximately 10 minutes away, assuming you can actually move.
Why not take a break from your Meditate in the car?
Or maybe grab a snack from the Roadside Snack Stand?