Section 4 of the Monday Mandates of 2021 is dedicated to the most important things in life: food, fun, and slightly-above-average productivity.
As of this mandate, all employees are required to eat an extra slice of pizza every Monday. This will be tracked and monitored by HR.
- Subsection A: Mandatory pizza toppings include pepperoni, mushroom, and a pinch of existential dread.
- Subsection B: The Great Pizza Drought of 2021.