Monday Mandates 2021 - Section 4: Subsection 4.4.1 - Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of Extreme Pajama-Wearing

Developed by renowned expert, Professor Pajama, this technique requires the ability to wear pajamas in any situation, including in meetings, at the grocery store, and even while driving. It's a game of skill, really.

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Subtechnique 1.1: The Pajama-Pattern

A complex system of stripes, polka dots, and other patterns that confuse and disorient your enemies.

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Technique 2: The Science of Procrastination-by-Committee Monday Mandates 2021 - Section 4: Subsection 4.4.1 - Techniques

Monday Mandates 2021 - Section 4: Subsection 4.4.1 - Techniques

Technique 1: The Art of Extreme Pajama-Wearing

Developed by renowned expert, Professor Pajama, this technique requires the ability to wear pajamas in any situation, including in meetings, at the grocery store, and even while driving. It's a game of skill, really.

Read the full guide

Subtechnique 1.1: The Pajama-Pattern

A complex system of stripes, polka dots, and other patterns that confuse and disorient your enemies.

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Technique 2: The Science of Procrastination-by-Committee

A revolutionary approach to putting off tasks until the last possible moment, developed by Dr. Delay, a leading expert in the field of temporal manipulation.

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Subtechnique 2.1: The Art of Meeting-Noticing

A technique for noticing when meetings are happening, while simultaneously failing to recall what they're about or why you're there.

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Technique 3: The Art of Bureaucratic Jargon

Developed by the Bureaucratic Linguistics Institute, this technique involves speaking in circles and confusing your colleagues with an endless stream of meaningless jargon.

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Subtechnique 3.1: The Jargon-Jet

A tool for generating an endless stream of meaningless terms, guaranteed to confuse even the most seasoned bureaucrat.

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