Developed by renowned expert, Professor Pajama, this technique requires the ability to wear pajamas in any situation, including in meetings, at the grocery store, and even while driving. It's a game of skill, really.
Read the full guideA complex system of stripes, polka dots, and other patterns that confuse and disorient your enemies.
Learn moreDeveloped by renowned expert, Professor Pajama, this technique requires the ability to wear pajamas in any situation, including in meetings, at the grocery store, and even while driving. It's a game of skill, really.
Read the full guideA complex system of stripes, polka dots, and other patterns that confuse and disorient your enemies.
Learn moreA revolutionary approach to putting off tasks until the last possible moment, developed by Dr. Delay, a leading expert in the field of temporal manipulation.
Learn moreA technique for noticing when meetings are happening, while simultaneously failing to recall what they're about or why you're there.
Discover the secretDeveloped by the Bureaucratic Linguistics Institute, this technique involves speaking in circles and confusing your colleagues with an endless stream of meaningless jargon.
Learn moreA tool for generating an endless stream of meaningless terms, guaranteed to confuse even the most seasoned bureaucrat.
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