By Order of the Supreme Mandator, the following decrees shall be obeyed:
Article 1: All meetings shall be attended by at least 7 people, lest they be considered a "meeting" in name only.
Article 2: All coffee shall be black, or else it's not coffee.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Don't forget to sign the Compliance Pledge at www.mandatoryfun.com/pledge