Section 4, Subsection 4.4.4 - The Mandates That Never Were

By Order of the Supreme Mandator, the following decrees shall be obeyed:

Article 1: All meetings shall be attended by at least 7 people, lest they be considered a "meeting" in name only.

Article 2: All coffee shall be black, or else it's not coffee.

Article 3: A mandatory 5 o'clock shadow shall be worn by all employees, lest they be considered "slacking off".

Article 4: All Fridays shall be considered a "Lost Weekend" and shall be observed as a national holiday.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

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