Section 5, Subsection 1: Mandates for the Most Productive Monday

Today's mandates from our fearless leader, Monday:

• Wear matching socks with your pants at all times.
• Use a 10-minute timer to measure the duration of all tasks, including breathing.
• Repeat the phrase "I can do this" 17 times before starting any activity.

Don't forget to take a 30-minute break every hour to contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.

For more mandates, visit:

• Subsection 2: Mandates for Maximum Efficiency
• Section 6: Mandates for Creative Genius

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