MANDATE 1: The Great Monday Morning Mandate

By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Monday Mornings, it is decreed that all employees shall arrive at the office by 8:00 AM sharp. Any tardiness shall be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Withholding of morning coffee privileges.
• Assignment of extra duties, such as data entry.
• Public shaming in the office break room.

Read Mandate 2: The Unfortunate Reality of the Tardy. Read Mandate 3: The Futility of the Monday Morning Commute.