MONDAY MANDATE 42

Don't Touch the Fries

By order of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy, all citizens are hereby mandated to maintain a 4.5-foot buffer zone around any and all french fry containers. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced reeducation via PowerPoint presentation
• Confiscation of all snacks
• Immediate deployment to the Fries-Handling Detention Facility

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