MANDATE #3: THE MONDAY MANIFESTO

By the powers vested in us, it is decreed that:

• Every Monday shall be a day of unrelenting productivity.
• Every Tuesday shall be a day of unapologetic procrastination.
• Every Wednesday shall be a day of wistful nostalgia for Fridays.

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Section 2: The Monday Manifesto

Article 2, Section 2, of the Monday Mandate is hereby established as follows:

1. Paragraph 1: All Mondays shall be spent in a state of utter chaos.
2. Paragraph 2: The coffee machine shall be turned on at precisely 7:00 AM.
3. Paragraph 3: The first meeting shall be cancelled.

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