MANDATE 3: THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

In this esteemed document, we address the pressing concerns of Monday afternoon existential dread. What is the meaning of the clock ticking away, the coffee machine beeping, and our coworkers staring at us?

ARTICLE 1: THE CLOCK IS TICKING, BUT WHY?

Is it just time passing, or is it a countdown to the apocalypse? Perhaps it's a warning system, alerting us to the impending doom of our deadlines.

ARTICLE 2: THE COFFEE MACHINE: A SYMPHONY OF BEATS

Is it the rhythmic beeping of the coffee machine that signals the start of our productivity, or is it a cruel joke, taunting us with its incessant noise?

ARTICLE 3: THE CO-WORKERS: AN ENIGMA OF STARES

Are our coworkers staring at us because they're trying to learn from our greatness, or are they simply plotting our demise?