MANDATE #4 REBOOTED: THE ULTIMATE GUIDELINES FOR A FUNCTIONAL UNIVERSE

Rebooted to include even more pointless rules and regulations!

Article 1: The Mandatory Monday Morning Stretch

Every Monday morning, you will be required to perform a 10-minute stretch to prevent spontaneous combustion of productivity.

Failure to comply will result in a 30% decrease in coffee intake for the day.

Learn about Mandate #5: The Morning Sprint! View Mandate #3: The Daily Report!