By decree of the Supreme Monday Mandates Council, all employees are required to report to work on Monday morning with a full heart and a willing spirit, or else face the wrath of the dreaded Monday Blues.
Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Monday Morning Coffee Fueled Rampage, where the vending machines dispense only decaf, and the break room coffee is replaced with a sad, sad substitute made from stale office water and regret.
Click here to learn how to survive the Monday Morning Coffee Fueled Rampage
#MondayMandates 5.0
def monday_mandate_5():
print("You are doomed.")