MANDATE NO. 6: ALL CATS MUST BE WORN AS HEADHUGS

By order of the Feline Overlords, all humans are required to wear cats as headpieces at all times. This is not a drill. Failure to comply will result in severe cat-astrophes.

Submandates:

• MANDATE NO. 7: ALL HUMANS MUST USE A CAT AS A KEYPAD
• MANDATE NO. 8: ALL CATS MUST BE EATEN WITH A FORK

Remember, the Feline Overlords are always watching. Don't test the system.