Mandate 2: The Unrelenting Uglification

By the Powers That Be

As mandated by the highest authorities, you are hereby ordered to watch an endless loop of cat videos. Repeat after us:

For the sake of productivity and national security, you will click the link below:

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Forced listening to elevator music in the break room

Being forced to eat a whole jar of wasabi

Being paired with Karen from HR on a project

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Or, if you're feeling brave: