Monday Mandates 2021
Section 1: The Mandates
- Article 1: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals to Work
- Article 2: The Mandate to Use the Correct Amount of Caffeine to Function
- Article 3: The Obligation to Use Comic Sans for All Official Business
Section 2: The Fun Part
Appendix: A List of Things That Are Definitely Not Mandated
This is the section where you're supposed to find the most interesting articles. But honestly, we're still working on it.
Section 3: The Part Where We Give Up and Just List Some Random Stuff