Section 4 of MondayMandates 2021: The One Where We Decide That Cats Are Actually In Charge
By the powers vested in us, it is hereby decreed that all cats are, in fact, the supreme rulers of the universe.
Any attempts to dispute this mandate shall be met with withering disdain and a healthy dose of catnip.
Further decrees will be issued forthwith.
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