On Monday, March 21, 2021, the world was forever changed when the Mandate of Mandatory Mondayness came into effect.
As a result, humans were required to wear pants on Tuesdays. It was a dark time, but one that ultimately led to great progress in the field of hosiery.
But that's not all! The Mandate also decreed that all Monday morning coffee must be consumed while reciting the entirety of War and Peace. It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.
Click here to learn about the Consequences of Noncompliance (CNC) | Or, you know, just go to Section 5 if you're not feeling the pain