Monday Mandates: The Unholy Grail of Productivity

Welcome to Monday Mandates, where the only thing we mandate is your soul.

As a valued employee, you are required to attend a meeting at 8:00 AM sharp. Please arrive on time, or risk facing the wrath of Management.

Subsection 4-4: The infamous "Tunnel Vision" section, where we drill into the depths of your productivity.

• Subsection 4-4-1: The Dark Arts of Focus
• Subsection 4-4-2: The Unrelenting Assault on Your Personal Life
• Subsection 4-4-3: The Mandatory Self-Improvement Initiative