ALL CITIZENS OF THIS REALM ARE REQUIRED TO WEAR PINK ON MONDAY
ARTICLE 2, SECTION 1, SUBSECTION A
By order of the Great Monday Mandarins, all citizens are mandated to don a garment of a minimum of 50% pink hue for the duration of Monday. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music, being subjected to an impromptu meeting of the Monday Mandarins, and/or being forced to watch a slideshow of the Great Mandarins' vacation photos.
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