MANDATE #4: THE ULTIMATE THROWBACK

IN WHICH WE REVISIT THE GREATEST MISTAKES OF THE 90s

Because who needs to actually learn from history when you can just rehash the same old mistakes over and over?

Today we're throwing it back to the days of dial-up internet, beepers, and the Macarena.

Check out these retro relics:

• Mandate #2: The Great AOL Disaster
• Mandate #5: The Tragedy of the Dot-Com Bubble
• Mandate #1: The Dawn of the Dark Ages
• Mandate #3: The Rise of the Worryingly-Widescreen

MISGUIDED BY THE PAST

A collection of our greatest hits... and misses.

A list of our most cringe-worthy moments:

• Mandate #6: The Time We Thought We Were Cool
• Mandate #7: The Era of 'I'm with Stupid' T-Shirts
• Mandate #8: The Great 'I'm So Extra' Debacle
• Mandate #9: The Fad of the Frosted Tips