MANDATE 2: THE SECOND MANDATE
Issued on: Tuesday, March 15th, 2031
This mandate is a follow-up to MANDATE 1: THE FIRST MANDATE, which was clearly ignored by the population.
We, the Supreme Ruler of Neo-Brutalist Mandates, hereby decree:
- That all Tuesdays shall henceforth be known as "Mandate Day".
- That all citizens shall wear bright red shirts on Tuesdays to show their devotion to the Mandates.
- That all Tuesdays shall be spent in the pursuit of binge-watching the greatest TV shows of all time.
Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".
- Forced attendance of mandatory meetings with the Supreme Ruler.
- Forced consumption of an entire jar of pickles.
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