MANDATE 2: BREAKROOM BLISS

From the desk of a deskmate, comes this decree:

Thou shalt not be productive, lest thou be accused of being a robot.

Read Mandate 2: Breakroom Bliss 2 for more on the dangers of productivity. Learn about the blissful ignorance of Mandate 2: Breakroom Bliss 3, where employees are encouraged to stare blankly into space.