The Caffeine Injector's Menu

A selection of the finest, most esoteric caffeine-based concoctions in the land of the Monday Prophets.

• Espresso Injections | Inject 10mg, 20mg, or 30mg of pure espresso goodness.
• Mocha Mystique | A shot of rich, mysterious mocha to awaken your senses.
• Latté Libations | A delicate balance of steamed milk and espresso, for those who like things a bit more... tame.
• Cappuccino Curse | For those who dare not to be seen without a layer of frothy doom.
• American Ambrosia | A sweet, creamy concoction to make your taste buds weep with joy.

Side Effects May Include:

• Irrepressible jitteriness
• Uncontrollable urges to do more work
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (rare)

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage to your social life, relationships, or productivity.

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