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Monochromatic Utopia - Feature 2: The Infinite Loop of Solitude
The Infinite Loop of Solitude: Because Who Needs Human Interaction, Anyway?
At Monochromatic Utopia, we're proud to introduce our patented feature 2, The Infinite Loop of Solitude.
With this cutting-edge technology, you'll never have to interact with another living being again. Our specially designed algorithm will keep you in an infinite loop of solo activities, ensuring you'll never have to make small talk or engage in pointless conversation.
Features include:
- Unlimited solo browsing of our vast, empty library
- Automated ordering of takeout and pizza delivery
- Optional, but strongly encouraged, participation in our annual "I'm too busy being alone to care" parade
Click here for more information on our other groundbreaking features, including Feature 3: The Joy of Neglecting Personal Hygiene.
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