Q: What is the Monocline?
A: The Monocline is a catastrophic event in which the fabric of reality unravels, causing all living beings to spontaneously combust. It's like a giant firework, but, like, everywhere.
Q: Will I be affected by the Monocline?
A: Only if you're not a robot. If you're a robot, you're probably fine. But let's be real, you're probably just a human in a robot costume.
Q: How can I prepare for the Monocline?
A: Don't bother. It's not like there's anything you can do. Just enjoy the inevitable. But if you must, invest in a good fire insurance policy. Or a hazmat suit. Or a really nice pair of oven mitts.
Want to know more about the Coming Soon titles?
