Lesson 1: The Basics of Monocline Disasters
Welcome, newbies! In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of disaster movie previewing, where the art of hype and the science of impending doom come together in perfect harmony. Think you're ready for the end times? Let's get started!
A monocline disaster movie is a cinematic masterpiece that combines the best of both worlds: the thrill of impending doom and the satisfaction of a well-crafted plot twist. It's like a fine wine, only instead of grapes, you get destruction, chaos, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
- A monocline disaster movie must feature at least 3 of the following elements: a cataclysmic event, a quirky protagonist, and a cameo by a well-known actor.
- The movie must also include at least 2 of the following plot points: a government cover-up, a love interest, and a plot twist involving a time-traveling protagonist.