The Monophase

Welcome to the Monophase, where the laws of physics are optional.

We're a community of rebels, nonconformists, and occasionally non-functionalists.

Our mission is to challenge the status quo, or at least to make it look really pretty while doing so.

Or, you know, just to serve really nice coffee.

Learn about our glorious past Read our manifesto of nonconformity Explore our misadventures in noncompliance