Monday: Wake up, repeat.
6:00 AM: Eat 17 bowls of oatmeal for breakfast.
9:00 AM: Stare blankly at spreadsheets.
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12:00 PM: Eat lunch. Repeat.
3:00 PM: Take a 30-minute break. Stare blankly at wall.
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5:00 PM: Repeat 6:00 AM routine. But with coffee.
9:00 PM: Watch reruns of 'The Price is Right'.