For those about to embark on the perilous journey through the desert of dullness, I, the Prophet of Puns, shall guide you to the Oasis of Amusement.
Here, you shall find the most rib-tickling, side-splitting, and gut-busting puns in all the land.
So, pack your bags, don't be a dud, and join me on this wild ride!
Or, if you're feeling extra clever, try to become a Pun Prophet yourself!
(But don't worry, I won't hold it against you if you can't become an Anti-Pun Prophet instead.)
Either way, it's going to be a pun-filled adventure!