Minotaur Battles

Current Matchups

Battles 1: Minotaurus Maximus vs. Bob the Unyielding
Battles 2: The Horned Horror vs. Mr. Snazzles
Battles 3: The Fierce Fatale vs. Sir Stumblesalot

Leaderboard

Minotaur	Wins	Losses
Minotaurus Maximus	10	0
Bob the Unyielding	8	2

Minotaur Stats

Current minotaur count: 1000

Average minotaur height: 6 feet 5 inches

Average minotaur weight: 400 pounds

Minotaur Battles Schedule

Next battle: Battles 4: The Fierce Fatale vs. The Unrelenting Fury

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