Aries: March 21 - April 19

This month, you will finally get that promotion you've been waiting for, but only after a series of unfortunate events, including a minor car accident on the way to the office.

You will also meet someone new this month, but they will be an accountant who will bore you to tears with tax season stories.

However, on a more positive note, your favorite coffee shop will introduce a new flavor of cold brew coffee that will change your life.