Get ready for a year of financial reckoning.
Invest in a good accountant, they'll be your only hope for tax season.
Buy lottery tickets, but only for entertainment purposes.
Save for retirement, but only if your therapist says it's okay.
Spending HoroscopeMake sure to budget for avocado toast, it's a necessity.
Don't invest in cryptocurrency, unless you enjoy being poor.
Investing Horoscope