Monthly Meeting Protocol

Meetings are like little slices of torture, but someone has to do it.

Agenda

See minute-by-minute breakdown of the agenda.

Important Notes

Remember to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face at all times.

Also, do not attempt to reenact the meetings in your head, as this may cause dizziness and/or existential dread.

See our meeting halls, where dreams go to die.