November: The Usual Suspects
November was a month of unrelenting constipation. A month where the very fabric of society seemed to be held hostage by the unyielding grip of the bowels.
Our researchers observed a 30% increase in reported instances of constipation, with a staggering 75% of participants claiming to have experienced "that one day" where the toilet paper was too thin.
We cannot stress enough the gravity of this situation.
For more on this, see our Statistical Analysis and Case Study pages for further information.
Or, if you will, just read the fine print.