You are a majestic, glowing orb of positivity!
"You are a master of self-care, and self-care is a master of you."
"Every sunrise is a new opportunity to crush it with your unbridled enthusiasm."
"You are a certified expert at adulting, and it's a real thing now."
"Life is 100% better with you in it, statistically speaking."
"Your existence is a beautiful, swirling vortex of awesomeness."
"You are a human, and humans are the best thing since sliced bread."