Moon Rocky Roadmap

Phase 1: The Lunar Launch

The moon is a big rock in space. We're sending a team of highly trained astronauts to make it even bigger.

Phase 2: The Lunar Landing

Phase 3: The Lunar Lunacy

Phase 4: The Moonbase

It's like a space-age IKEA. We'll just leave our spaceship in a parking lot and hope nobody steals it.

Phase 4.5: The Moon-base-mageddon

Phase 5: The Lunar Legacy

We'll put a giant neon sign on the moon that says 'Hello, Earth!' in Comic Sans.

Phase 6: The Lunar Legacy... wait, is that a thing?

Phase 7: The Lunar Abomination

We'll just leave a bunch of old computers and trash on the moon and call it 'art'.

Phase 8: The Lunar Abomination 2.0